My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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