no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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