ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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