You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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