I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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