I didn't shave. On purpose
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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