Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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