That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I know where his drugs are but not my pants