She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The Olympian is in my bed
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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