3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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