I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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