So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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