you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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