your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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