I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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