party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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