Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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