# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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