I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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