and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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