dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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