is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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This is the high leading the old right now
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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