It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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