Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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