i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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