You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You've changed since you got that strap on
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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