Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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