I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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