Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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