My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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