My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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