I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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