He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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