This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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