I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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