i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Randomize