we're blogging at a bar
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I touched a dick in church today
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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