It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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