i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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