I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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