the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
