Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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