Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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