Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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