if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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