Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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