Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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