I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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