i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
