this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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