i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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