Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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