Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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