Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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