Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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