I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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