3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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