bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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